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We are not sure what to make of this photo of the most famous head of hair in NFL history. All we can say is that Tom Brady [stats]’s coif is behaving in a most unusual fashion!

The mane event occurred during the QB/QT’s pregame stretch-athon before he filleted the Dolphins at Gillette on Sunday. What we don’t understand is why the top of Tom’s coif flopped down, while the rest remained strangely in place.

Could it be that:

A.) Tom’s hair is magic?

B.) Tom needs to shampoo more thoroughly because the back of his head is so greasy his hair is sticking to his neck?

C.) Tom’s sporting a weave?

D.) Tom is so amazing his hair defies gravity?

Despite the bizarre behavior of 12’s locks, we don’t think the photo actually proves anything about the Great Plug Debate. As you may know, Brady’s car was allegedly spotted in the parking lot of the Leonard Hair Transplant emporium down in Cranston, R.I., in early November. According to the usually unimpeachable National Enquirer, Mrs. Brady, aka supermodel Gisele Bundchen, had demanded that her balding hubby go see Dr. Leonard in order to maintain “the perfect couple image.”

However, we have since ascertained that there is a salesperson who works with Dr. Leonard who drives a car with the license plate TBRADY. And it may have been his car that the Enquirer’s snitch spotted in Dr. Leonard’s lot.

All of which leaves us at a loss. A hair loss, so to speak ...